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Newark Airport Eating Again 6:38am

25 Jun Posted by in Uncategorized | 1 comment
Newark Airport Eating Again 6:38am
 

Rough night. Realized it’s not good to eat frozen yogurt before boarding a plane if you are lactose intolerant. Enough said on that subject.

My neck hurts from trying to sleep sitting up. For some reason the southern woman in me thought it would look rude if I slept and snored soundly, and would be much more polite if I were to just smile sweetly and stare down at my lap since obviously people in airport world don’t make eye contact. And surely I would gain some points since it looked like I was in prayer.

Now I’m sitting here in Jersey looking for the real housewives and short stocky men with big noses and the scent of mafia hanging off them. Oh there we go. Funny how sometimes you can look at someone and tell where they are from. Then again, sometimes a turban can be a giveaway. But who am I to say. Maybe he’s from Alabama.

For the record, not sure how I feel about these new sneakers that look like you are wearing rubber socks, especially on men. I’m sure they don’t care how I feel about them, but I still have an overwhelming urge to ask if they come with a satchel. I’m just saying. That, and skinny jeans on men. I swear that man has on denim leggings. I’m laughing now as I picture myself in denim leggings. I’ll leave you with that image for now.

Have a great day, and don’t go far, because your travel weary motivational speaker will be popping in again. Unless I get beat up by a Jersey housewife, her cousin Rocko, and his brother Gary who is into denim leggings, who all heard me write this post.

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Location:Newark, NJ

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