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Inside Airport Eating Again 5:41

24 Jun Posted by in Uncategorized | Comments

Whew! Flurry of activity there. Went to bathroom five times, just for something to do. Watched frazzled woman try to spank her child behind a ficus. That was exciting for a while. Decided to look up all old boyfriends on Facebook but remembered I didn’t have any, so I looked up yours. Visited several parties, two beach trips, and a day at the pool, and never had to leave my seat. In addition to realizing that my butt is now the new skinny, I have also realized that I am also the new smart. Go figure. I always considered myself helplessly below average. Not after sitting at the airport all day. I have realized that I am in fact quite brilliant, stunning, thin, and don’t ask dumb questions. If you struggle with self esteem, listen to me when I tell you to go spend a day sitting in the airport. I PROMISE you will walk out feeling like a million bucks. I’m just saying.

I think I’ll go find something to eat. Had a burrito a while ago that cost more than my car. She didn’t think it was funny when I asked her if I could make payments. Some people have no sense of humor. Good thing she didn’t work there!

Later tater,
from your friendly motivational speaker who just realized her beauty thanks to something known as the airport bell curve. I’m just saying.

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