I got one of those new feather things put in my hair. I feel like a cross between Cindy Crawford and Willie Nelson. Okay, so a lot more Willie than Cindy. But I’ll take it. These are way prettier than the roach clips my boyfriend wore in high school. Just kidding. I didn’t have a boyfriend in high school. As if.

Your wacky, hopelessly addicted to all things studded and feathered, motivational speaker,

Kelly Swanson