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24 Jun Posted by in Uncategorized | Comments

Inside Airport Eating Again 5:41

Whew! Flurry of activity there. Went to bathroom five times, just for something to do. Watched frazzled woman try to spank her child behind a ficus. That was exciting for a while. Decided to look up all old boyfriends on Facebook but remembered I didn’t have any, so I looked up yours. Visited several parties, ...

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24 Jun Posted by in Uncategorized | Comments

Arrivals Lounge Boise 2:51

I got bored. Decided to join the family who is over here greeting their cousin/son/husband/grandson as he comes off plane. They are all holding up signs. I made one and jumped right in. I hugged him and kissed him and told him how much I missed him. Would probably have worked if I was Asian. ...

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24 Jun Posted by in Uncategorized | Comments

Arrivals Lounge Boise, Idaho, 2:14

Okay, now I am crying. How did I go from being irritated and bloated to crying? Because I’ve been sitting here in the Arrivals Lounge watching people greet their loved ones, and it is absolutely a priceless thing to watch. Watching that toddler toddle over to her daddy in the camouflage. Watching the handicapped child ...

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24 Jun Posted by in Uncategorized | 3 comments

Boise Airport, 1:45 pm, Arrivals Lounge

Yes, I am in the Arrivals Lounge of the airport in Boise, Idaho. Why the Arrivals Lounge when I’m leaving? Because my flight doesn’t leave until 7pm and they won’t even take my bags until 4. So now I’m not only sitting bored in an airport, I’m sitting bored outside the airport, waiting to get ...

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23 Jun Posted by in Uncategorized | Comments

Motivational speakers dance by Kelly Swanson

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14 Apr Posted by in Uncategorized | 3 comments

My Audience of One

I stood on my balcony this morning, facing just the ocean, and I gave my speech to God, my audience of one. And He loved it because He was the only one in the audience and He knew I was speaking just to Him. And He laughed in all the right places, even when I ...

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28 Mar Posted by in Uncategorized | Comments

LOOK IT UP!

Me:      Dad, where do shadows come from? Dad:    Look it up. Me:      Dad, where’s Ecuador? Dad:    Look it up. Me:      Dad? Is my arm broken? Dad:    Look it up. I grew up in the day (or maybe it was just in my family) when children were supposed to be seen and not heard. ...

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09 Mar Posted by in Uncategorized | 2 comments

Calling all speakers in Michigan area…

Calling all Speakers and Fellow NSA’ers in the Michigan area – I’m coming to speak at NSA Michigan May 21st. Hold on to your hats, ’cause this day is going to R-O-C-K ROCK! I will be delivering my STAND UP AND STICKOUT…for Speakers (in the areas of  comedy, keynotes, and stories). Teaching you to stand ...

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04 Mar Posted by in Uncategorized | Comments

You are not the reader of your fairy tale. You are the author. K Swanson

You are not the reader of your fairy tale. You are the author. KSwanson This is a quote from my new workbook “When Fairy Tale Meets Reality: Finding the balance between the ideal life and the real life.” I’m having a ball writing it. Share

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25 Feb Posted by in Uncategorized | 1 comment

Don’t turn a bad moment into a bad day.

Title says it all. - Posted using BlogPress from my iPad Share

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