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01 Sep Posted by in Uncategorized | Comments

Who Is Kelly…

Kelly Swanson….hair by L’oreal…clothes by Chico’s….body by fatback and chocolate…theme song: - Posted using BlogPress from my iPad Share

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14 Aug Posted by in Uncategorized | Comments

Hello Iowa State University

I’m here in the beautiful state of Iowa, as a guest of Iowa State University, scheduled to speak in the morning to the dining staff. This campus ROCKS and I’m reliving all those old college memories, at least the ones I remember. I went to the frat house and asked if there were any cool ...

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Calling all women who need a huge dose of humor and motivation in the Wake Forest, NC area!

On October 5, 2011 I will be the featured speaker at the Falling For Pink Women’s Luncheon (see video commercial above). All proceeds will go to Pretty In Pink – an organization that provides funding to women in the triangle area and surrounding counties with breast cancer, who are uninsured or underinsured. Don’t miss this ...

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05 Aug Posted by in Uncategorized | Comments

I don’t go looking for customers…

People ask me the secret to staying booked in a tough economy, and I can answer in one sentence: I don’t go looking for customers, I make it easy for them to find me. What are your customers looking for? Where do they search for it? And how quickly do they find you? If they ...

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16 Jul Posted by in Uncategorized | Comments

Louisiana National Guard ROCKS!

I just LOVE being a motivational speaker. Last night I did Act I one of a Four Act One Woman Show I wrote for the Louisiana National Guard Family Services State Workshop. I was nervous. New state. New people. Radical new way of doing a keynote. And the age old “will they like me” fear ...

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15 Jul Posted by in Uncategorized | Comments

Motivational Speaker Kelly Swanson Speaking at Greensboro Church In August

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25 Jun Posted by in Uncategorized | 1 comment

Newark Airport Eating Again 6:38am

Newark Airport Eating Again 6:38am

Rough night. Realized it’s not good to eat frozen yogurt before boarding a plane if you are lactose intolerant. Enough said on that subject. My neck hurts from trying to sleep sitting up. For some reason the southern woman in me thought it would look rude if I slept and snored soundly, and would be ...

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24 Jun Posted by in Uncategorized | Comments

Denver Airport 9:30 pm

Okay, so here’s what happened…First of all, I did make my flight, barely. Who else but me would realize at the last minute that she hasn’t bought her son a gift yet, and so she runs all over the airport trying to find one, causing her to almost miss her flight. Only the infamous Kelly ...

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24 Jun Posted by in Uncategorized | Comments

Still eating in Boise Airport 6:02

Forgot to tell you that my hair extensions set off security beepers AGAIN. I asked them to put me on their do not pat down list. Being felt up is overrated. I almost passed out from holding in my stomach that long. She asked if I was okay, and I told her that I was ...

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24 Jun Posted by in Uncategorized | Comments

Still eating in Boise Airport 6:02

Forgot to tell you that my hair extensions set off security beepers AGAIN. I asked them to put me on their do not pat down list. Being felt up is overrated. I almost passed out from holding in my stomach that long. She asked if I was okay, and I told her that I was ...

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