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27 Mar Posted by in Family Stuff, Uncategorized | Comments

Motivational Speaker’s Top 10 Signs That Maybe You Should Not Be Allowed To Reproduce

Kelly Swanson’s Top Ten Signs That Maybe You Should Not Be Allowed To Reproduce I find it amazing that in this country you have to pass a test to drive, reach a certain age to drink, get a license to fish, yet anyone can have a kid. They won’t even let you take a stray ...

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05 Feb Posted by in Uncategorized | Comments

Do you know about Empire Avenue? You need to.

If you are in business and know how important technology is to getting business, you need to know about Empire Avenue! Here’s the link… http://empireavenue.com/?t=wjnmnbog - Posted using BlogPress from my iPad Location:The internet Share

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Dealing With Toxic People by Motivational Speaker Kelly Swanson

Believe it or not, I don’t have a lot of toxic people in my life – or maybe I do and I just don’t know it because I’m so good at not letting them affect me. But there is this one. Luckily I don’t have to deal with him often, but when I do, the ...

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The Beauty of Being Stuck by Motivational Speaker Kelly Swanson

As a motivational speaker, I teach people how to get past the places in life where they are stuck – the potholes in the yellow brick road of life. And often we refer to being stuck as a bad thing. But I would like to take one moment to comment that being stuck is not ...

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Audience member posts about me (motivational speaker Kelly Swanson) in her blog. How cool! And I didn’t even have to pay her!

http://beccasblog.com/carolina-parent-womenwork-working-mom-breakfast/   Share

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Motivational Speaker Kelly Swanson hits Robinson, Illinois

Hello Robinson, Illinois, population 6,000. I love your town and I love your people.I love the farmers who didn’t mind me stopping them in between corn fields to tell them I was lost, again. I love that the ladies working the desk at the only hotel in town greeted me like a star. I love ...

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08 Sep Posted by in Uncategorized | Comments

Look out Vegas! Here I come!

Thank you RESA (Home Stagers Convention) for bringing me to Vegas! I can’t wait until January! The Bright lights! The music! The shows! Random Elvis spottings! Big bathtubs and Wayne Newton sitting beside me at breakfast!  It just doesn’t get any better. I think I need to buy some more hair. http://youtu.be/niY3bVqdkNc       ...

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01 Sep Posted by in Uncategorized | Comments

Who Is Kelly…

Kelly Swanson….hair by L’oreal…clothes by Chico’s….body by fatback and chocolate…theme song: - Posted using BlogPress from my iPad Share

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14 Aug Posted by in Uncategorized | Comments

Hello Iowa State University

I’m here in the beautiful state of Iowa, as a guest of Iowa State University, scheduled to speak in the morning to the dining staff. This campus ROCKS and I’m reliving all those old college memories, at least the ones I remember. I went to the frat house and asked if there were any cool ...

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Calling all women who need a huge dose of humor and motivation in the Wake Forest, NC area!

On October 5, 2011 I will be the featured speaker at the Falling For Pink Women’s Luncheon (see video commercial above). All proceeds will go to Pretty In Pink – an organization that provides funding to women in the triangle area and surrounding counties with breast cancer, who are uninsured or underinsured. Don’t miss this ...

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