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24 Mar Posted by in Random Observations | 2 comments

Remember the day you said “I do” ?

Happily-Ever-After….. I was over-the-hill, overweight, and overdue for marriage, according to my mother who had taken it as a personal failure that her oldest daughter had not found a mate despite her valiant efforts. And, bless her heart, she had tried everything. When I was eighteen and had good child-bearing hips, she was looking for ...

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19 Mar Posted by in Random Observations | 4 comments

We’re All On A Sinking Titanic

I know, gloomy title for an article. But it’s true. We are all on the proverbial sinking ship. We may not know when it’s going to sink, but sink it will. Our days are numbered and then our number gets called and we find ourselves headed to that great all-you-can-eat-chicken-wing-buffet in the sky. So maybe ...

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18 Mar Posted by in Random Observations | 1 comment

Saw a lady at the gym today on the treadmill, wearing curlers and slippers. Enough said.

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17 Mar Posted by in Random Observations | Comments

A message from Cinderella

Hey, it’s Cinderella. Remember me? I was the one who was always whining because I had to clean floors and my sisters were mean – the one who just couldn’t be happy without a man – the one who married a prince and made the whole world happy – the one with all kinds of ...

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04 Mar Posted by in Random Observations | 2 comments

Sappy Married People

My friend had her husband’s hand imprinted in cement and hung on the wall, so that if something ever happens to him she can put her hand on it and “always remember what it feels like to have his hand in mine.”  (Insert gagging motion here) I told her I had that, just come over to ...

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25 Feb Posted by in Random Observations | 1 comment

If My Family Were On CSI

I’ll admit it. I’m hooked on that show, CSI. I can just hear that opening theme song and my little heart will soar. But even I have to admit that it’s a tad bit unrealistic – the way all the employees are hot, never say anything stupid, and don’t gag when they see an arm ...

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18 Feb Posted by in Random Observations | Comments

Sleeping In Church

You know what I struggle with at church? Remembering that Revelation doesn’t have an “s” on the end, sorting through all the family lineages, and staying awake during the sermon. Don’t get me wrong, usually I am completely hooked. But sometimes, I don’t care how good it is, sometimes I lose that battle between sleep and divine ...

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17 Feb Posted by in Random Observations | 1 comment

Your body’s a temple – mine’s an amusement park.

Your body is a temple. Mine is an amusement park – from far away it may look impressive, but get up close and most of the rides are broken, the signs need paint, and the upkeep costs more than the price for admission. But this amusement park will not be torn down or replaced with ...

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10 Feb Posted by in Random Observations | 1 comment

Turd In The Tub

Here’s something fun that I uploaded to YouTube: Share

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29 Jan Posted by in Random Observations | Comments

Another Ordinary Hero

Jim Johnson on YouTube I am often humbled at how God uses ordinary people to do such extraordinary things. Please take a moment to meet a man that I am proud to say I know. Please share him with your friends on your blog, Facebook, Twitter. Share

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